What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

here's a joke... the american education society

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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