Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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whats a joke

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Communism hehe xd

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Anti Joke

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