How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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