What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

WNBA

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What's worse than this That :(

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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