- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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