- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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