Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Detroit has a low crime rate

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Anti Joke

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