whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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