- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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