- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Tony Romo

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Who wants water? I do.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper