What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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oh hey.

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What's your guys names?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Anti Joke

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