Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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