- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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