- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Poop.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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