Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

speak now or forever hold your pee

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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