- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

YOU

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Sex

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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