- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Mooses

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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