your face is kinda funny

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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