- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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