A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Women's rights

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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