why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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