- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Horse.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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