Emily Walker.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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