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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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