- Anti Joke

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!