Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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