A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Kameron Brown is gay.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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