Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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