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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Your mother is average.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

How old are you? 7

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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