What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

My dad

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Your sex life.

Anti Joke

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