What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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