My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Two women were sitting quietly.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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