- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

women rights

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??