- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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