Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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