- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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