- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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