- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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