- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

knock knock come in !

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Title IX

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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