- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Daniel is a fag

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Donald Trump.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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