- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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