- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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