- Anti Joke

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him