Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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