- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Female rights.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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