- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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