- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

oh hey.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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