Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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