- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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