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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How old are you? 7

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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