- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

- Helen Keller

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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