roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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