How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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THe Election

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Anti Joke

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