in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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whats 7+4? 74

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Racial Equality

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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