so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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whats black? the colour

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Anti Joke

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