- Anti Joke

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

gingers

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

what is orange? an orange

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.