Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Jack Stevens

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

taking out the trash... at night

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A midget walked under a bar.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

whats green and slimy? green slim

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what is orange? an orange

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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