- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

pobody's nerfect

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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