- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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