Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

I love pissing people off :P

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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