Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Anti Joke

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