- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Iif your reading this ur gay

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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