- Anti Joke

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

82 Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

knock knock come in

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.