- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Flowers are colors Love me

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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