- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Women's professional sports

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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