A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What do you call an arab ?

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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