An Asian with a big dick.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Ily bae

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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TIMMY

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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