- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Jeff

David Cameron

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Suck pussy

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??