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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

whats black and large -me

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What is my name? I dont know

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What is black and has no education A tire.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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