- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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