" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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matt is fat

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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