Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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