- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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