- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Eric is gay Ha

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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