- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

My children are mistakes

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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