What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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