Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

you see theres this guy.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

belly button

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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