What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

2 black kids walk into school

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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