- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

where's mom I killed her

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

H o m o comes out as homo

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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