You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

WNBA

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

2 black kids walk into school

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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