A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Tilt your screen back .

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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The WPGA tour

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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