- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Tilt your screen back .

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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