- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

A pope meets another one

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What is older than history?

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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