- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

this website even though its hilarious.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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