- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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