I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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