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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Heskey time.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

matt is fat

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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