How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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