- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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