guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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