A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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