How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Skrillex.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

I agree to the terms and conditions

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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