What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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penis in the camel

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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