- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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