- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

TIMMY

Oh, go away

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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