What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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poopy is poopy

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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