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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

poopy is poopy

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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