- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A miserable man committed suicide.

A penis walks into a bar..

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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