If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What's the new green? Green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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