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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

whats black and strange a paki

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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