- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why can't february march Because april may

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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