- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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