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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

He--Hey guys

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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