- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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