This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

My spelling is horrible

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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