- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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