- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Rush Limbaugh

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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