Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

AIDS

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

you give like i give lomain

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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