Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What is older than history?

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Julian Ha.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

hiya

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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