What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Sixty... eight

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Q

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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every knight i see an owl at window

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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