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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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