knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

How high is the sky? True or False

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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