- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

say it ten times fast: oh

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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